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I've only read up to Lex kissing Tre's cheek longingly and I had to post this xDD

I did the http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ site again. Hope you enjoy xDD
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The Brave Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Lex and Tre went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Lex hit Tre in his cheek with a big handsome iceball. It hurt a lot, but Lex kissed it longingly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really iridescent snow man!" Lex said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Tre said. "That would be more famous and politically correct."

"I know," Lex said. "We can make a snow dog. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up fairly and made a sparkling snow dog. Lex put on a cat for the eye. The dog was almost as big as Tre.

"It looks red," Lex said excitedly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Tre said and held up a silly newspaper. "I found this on a boat." He put the newspaper onto the dog's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the dog, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a vampire who sparkles in the sun..

Tre screamed coaxingly and ran but the snow dog chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow dog hugged him kindly.

"Nobody does that to my little Adorable Sweatshirt," Lex screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow dog through the hand. It fell down and Lex kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Tre said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The newspaper lay in the yard until a loving child picked it up and took it home.

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The Adventure Of The Dog

Tre and Lex were out for a brave Valentine's walk on a boat. As they went, Lex rested his hand on Tre's eye. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so loving, Tre was filled with iridescent dread.

"Do you suppose it's handsome here?" he asked excitedly.

"You famous silly," Lex said, tickling Tre with his sweatshirt. "It's completely sparkling."

Just then, a red dog leapt out from behind a newspaper and hugged Lex in the hand. "Aaargh!" Lex screamed.

Things looked silly. But Tre, although he was adorable, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a cat and, like a vampire who sparkles in the sun., beat the dog fairly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hug innocent people."

Then he clasped Lex close. Lex was bleeding longingly. "My darling," Tre said, and pressed his lips to Lex's cheek.

"I love you," Lex said kindly, and expired in Tre's arms.

Tre never loved again.

(LEX DIED? D8)

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The Battle For The Mug

On a boat, Tre hugged his mug. He had been busy with the mug for hours and now wanted nothing more than a silly cuddle or an adorable massage from his lover Lex.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his iridescent Lex appeared at the door, grinning longingly.

"Put down the mug," Lex said fairly. "Unless you want me to hug that mug on your cheek." (LOL SOME SORT OF THREAT?)

Tre put down the mug. He was famous. He had never seen Lex so brave before and it made him loving.

Lex picked up the mug, then withdrew a wire from his eye. "Don't be so famous," Lex said with a brave grimace. "An elephant bit my hand this morning, and everything became red. Now with this mug and this wire I can fairly rule the world!"

Tre clutched his handsome hand excitedly. This was his lover, his iridescent Lex, now staring at him with a brave eye.

"Fight it!" Tre shouted. "The elephant just wants the mug for his own iridescent devices! He doesn't love you, not the silly way I do!"

Tre could see Lex trembling excitedly. Tre reached out his cheek and touched Lex's eye fairly. He was iridescent, so iridescent, but he knew only his handsome love for Lex would break the elephant's spell.

Sure enough, Lex dropped the mug with a thunk. "Oh, Tre," he squealed. "I'm so silly, can you ever forgive me?"

But Tre had already moved on a boat. Like a vampire who sparkles in the sun, he pressed his cheek into Lex's eye. And as they fell together in a red fit of love, the mug lay on the floor, loving and forgotten.
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The Miracle Of The Elephant

Tre hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like a vampire who sparkles in the sun. He loathed it.

Every December, Tre would feel himself getting all adorable inside. He refused to put up a Christmas wire, he snapped at anyone embarrassing enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Tre had to go to the mall to buy a handsome newspaper. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing coaxingly around and so much Christmas music blaring fairly, he thought his cheek would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a sparkling man collecting for charity. Tre never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the sparkling man dropped his bells and ran on a boat. There was a loving elephant right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the sparkling man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Tre rushed out and excitedly pushed them both out of the way. There was a famous bang and then everything went dark.

When Tre woke up, he was in a horny room. There was a Christmas wire in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Tre's eye hurt. A lot.

The sparkling man came into the room. "I'm so brave!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Lex. You saved me from the truck. But your eye is broken."

Tre hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas wire up and his eye was broken, he felt quite cute, especially when he looked at Lex.

"Your eye must hurt kindly," Lex said. "I think this will help." And he hugged Tre several times.

Now Tre felt very cute indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Lex. "I love you," he said, and kissed Lex longingly.

"I love you too," said Lex. Just then, the elephant ran into the room and nuzzled Tre's hand. "I brought him home with us," Lex said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Tre said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.
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An Embarrassing Occurrence

Tre paced up and down, jiggling his cheek. His very good friend, Mary Sue Newspaper, had arranged to meet him here on a boat. "I have something horny to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Newspaper was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Tre expected to see her bounce up, her handsome hair streaming behind her and her loving eyes aglow.

Tre heard footsteps, but they seemed rather brave for a delicate and famous girl like Mary Sue Newspaper, whose tread was sparkling. He turned around and found Lex staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Lex said fairly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Tre had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so kindly. "Mary Sue Newspaper asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Lex, his hand began to throb longingly.

"Oh," Lex said, coaxingly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Tre said and caught Lex by his eye. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Lex said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a vampire who sparkles in the sun.

From behind a wire, Mary Sue Newspaper watched with an adorable light in her cute eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Tre/Lex". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the whale from extinction.

(I want a Mary now :l )

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Sparkling Love

Tre finished packing. Ever since Lex, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Tre had been horny. (O_O)

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kissed him, all was loving. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a boat to become a cute wire.

Just then, there was a brave knock at the door. Tre opened it and stood there excitedly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his eye.

When Tre came to, Lex was holding his cheek and looking famous. "My love," Lex said fairly, "I'm sorry for the adorable shock. I've been shipwrecked on an embarrassing island for the last ten years, living like a vampire who sparkles in the sun. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my hand in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Tre could hardly believe his Lex had returned. "I will always love you, hand or no hand. Besides, you can cover it up with a mug." ( win)

They embraced longingly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was handsome.

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Tre and Lex
by William Shakespeare

Enter Tre

Lex appears above at a window

Tre:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the wire, and Lex is the whale.
Arise, famous whale, and kiss the adorable newspaper.
See, how he leans his cheek upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!

Lex:
O Tre, Tre! wherefore art thou Tre?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as horny
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a song at the end of a movie"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove sparkling.

Tre:
Swain, by yonder adorable newspaper I swear
That tips on a boat the brave mug--

Lex:
O, swear not by the newspaper, the embarrassing newspaper,
That longingly changes in its cute orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise cute.
Sweet, handsome night! A thousand times handsome night!
Parting is such loving sorrow,
That I shall say handsome night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Tre:
Sleep dwell upon thy cheek, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so kindly to rest!
fairly will I to my famous eye's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my horny eye to tell.

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I'm Dreaming Of A Brave Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Tre sat fairly on a boat, sipping sparkling eggnog.

He looked at the cute mug hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Lex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other kindly and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so adorable, Tre thought, pouring a famous amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Lex might not have got so embarrassing and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a loving tear and held his eye in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a horny voice lifted coaxingly up in song.



I'm dreaming of a brave Christmas

Just like a song at the end of a movie



Tre ran to the door. It was Lex, looking handsome all over with snow.

"I missed you excitedly," Lex said. "And I wanted to kiss your hand again."

Tre hugged Lex and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Lex said.

"I think so too," Tre said and they kissed each other's hand until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted whale cheek and lived longingly until Tre got drunk again.

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I Saw Lex Kissing Santa Claus

Tre woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one cute box that looked like a wire.

Then Tre noticed that Lex was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Tre thought that he would surprise Lex. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his famous cheek. That always made Lex sparkling.

Tre crept coaxingly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its happy lights, and the presents, heaped up fairly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Lex. Kissing someone.

Tre was so angry, he picked up a mug from a table and threw it kindly on a boat.

They both looked around.

"Lex, you loving whale!" Tre yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Tre looked and then rubbed his eye and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Lex said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an embarrassing kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Tre said excitedly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be brave."

That seemed reasonable. Tre went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a song at the end of a movie. He made Tre's hand feel all handsome.

"You see?" Lex said longingly and Tre saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

(OK. THIS....JUST....NO)


AFTER THE THREE WAY WITH SANTA, I THINK I'M DONE.